JOKES
Boy: Marry me..
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa,
3 property lands,
3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..
Why I still need to buy BMW.?!
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.. roll
lollll..... :P roll
- This Is Very Cute...
In A School Function,
An L.K.G. Boy Started Closing His Ears With Both Hands
When A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech...
Others Asked Him Why Are You Closing Your Ears?
He Replied:Dude,She Is My GF..
'n
She Is Gonna Start Her Speech With
"My Dear,Brothers 'n Sisters"..! :) - Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?
Girl-Do You Know Who I m?
Boy-No..
Girl-I m His Daughter.
Boy-Do U Know Me?
Girl-No.!
Boy-Thank God..!!
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